• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not


you bet your sweet ass I’m jumping on this bandwagon

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"all girls dress the same"


"all girls dress the same"


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Ivana...Ivana Humpalot

Cody! 20. California. Leo. I like to write. Paramore. Big Time Rush. Katelyn Tarver. Teen Wolf. Legend of Korra. Young Justice. Jennifer Lawrence. Hunger Games. Treehat. Video Games. DC.

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